So, I’ve never quite understood the “Skinny Jean” phenomenon. Now I’ll be the first to admit that my fat ass may have something to do with my complete rejection of this modern trend. Of course I grew up in an era where the larger your jeans were, the better. Rocking a gigantic pair of Jnco jeans in retrospect, is equally as stupid I suppose. …Ok Millennials, you can keep your skin tight jeans for another 2 years. By then I predict that all our pants will be made out of plastic anyways.