Hair Plugs

Let me start by saying, I love my wife more than anyone in the world! However, it amazes me that year after year, she continues to walk around with a full head of hair. The amount of hair that this woman looses on a daily basis is astounding! I’m seriously considering opening a wig company in order to make some cash on the side. I think with the proceeds we could easily put our two children through college and still have enough left over for a vacation home in the Hamptons. Babe I just want to say, “I …pffft….pffft”  ….sorry I had a hair in my mouth. “I love you!”