When I was a kid, about eight or nine, I was walking barefoot from my grandparents house to the Public Pool around the corner. I wasn’t 500 yards from the pool when I felt a strange sensation between my toes. I looked down and to my horror, I had stepped in the largest pile of dog shit I had ever seen. I’m convinced that some dog took a shit directly on top of a pre-existing pile of dog shit.
Anyway, I had to run back to my grandparents house to hose the shit out from between my toes. Needless to say, I was scarred for life.